Michael Moore Owns Halliburton Shares


Michael Moore owns tens of thousands of shares – including nearly 2,000 shares of Boeing, nearly 1,000 of Sonoco, more than 4,000 of Best Foods, more than 3,000 of Eli Lilly, more than 8,000 of Bank One and more than 2,000 of Halliburton, the company most vilified by Moore in "Fahrenheit 9/11."

Our Holy Spirit answers:

Dear ones, listen to My Voice: God loves capitalists. Michael Moore's stock ownership does not make him dishonest. However, if he has been dishonest he knows it, and he knows he has lost everything to gain very little. I have asked before how will a man be benefitted, if he should gain the whole world and lose his own soul?


CutFoldGlue said...

God loves capitalists

If the is a god, I'd be surprised if he really cared about your particular stance on economic policy.

josh said...

It seems to me that if you were actually speaking for God, he would KNOW if he's been dishonest or not.

That, and the Bible is pretty clear on Money, and it doesn't say "God loves capitalists".

I'd rather like a scripture reference rather than some farsical BS you made up.

A Christian Prophet said...

Do I detect a little resistance? God loves EVERYONE.

Intercaust said...

God loves rich people more than poor people. That's why rich people have everything that poor people want.

web_loafer said...

Yes, Christian Prophet, and the proof is laid out in the book by Peter Schweizer. Hey, I was given the book, 'Do As I Say', to review. The review will soon be posted at Sanity's Bluff. It is a read and a half. All of the things the media should have told us, but didn't.
Mark my words, this book will be a best seller, a Huge one. It will become the word about the elitist who have escaped media attention, but not now.....
The Barbra Streisand chapter is a laugher. Since BB doesn't like public toilets, she has her chauffeur drive her to the hairdresser in a mobile home.....so if she must go potty.
She says all of us middle class rednecks are destroying the planet.
She uses more gas in a day than I use in 7 months. And what about the $22,000 a year water bill for her mansion.